tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-176434452011-07-28T21:01:41.033-07:00Rajhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02433125916992771386noreply@blogger.comBlogger91100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17643445.post-1137831179289669042006-01-20T23:57:00.000-08:002006-01-21T00:12:59.306-08:00<span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;">aane waala WAQT kyun</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;">tanha sa nazar aa raha hai</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;">beeta hua waqt pal pal</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;">kyun aaj yu sataa raha hai</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;">kyun aaj har lamha mujhey</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;">beete lamhe yaad dila raha hai</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;">kyun ek lamha bhi bita paana </span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;">aab muskil sa hota ja jaa raha hai</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;">aane waale waqt ki deewarein ...</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;">khadi hoti hain beete waqt ki neenv pe</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;">aaj mujhey kal ke waqt ka mehal...</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;">girta sa kyun nazar aaa raha hai....</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;">waqt mil jaye to mein badal du</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;">fir se uss gujre huye waqt ko....</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;">waqt mil jaye to mein sanwaar lu</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;">kal ko aane waale waqt ko.....</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;">tanha hu ke aab bacha nahi aisa koi</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;">ke iss bure waqt mein usey sahara bana lu</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;">aab dosh de bhi to de kisko hum, jab</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;">ye waqt hi hamse ranjhise nibha raha hai...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17643445-113783117928966904?l=dhinchaksspace.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rajhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02433125916992771386noreply@blogger.com29tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17643445.post-1137668309775521612006-01-19T02:50:00.002-08:002006-01-19T04:25:28.956-08:00<span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color:#330033;"><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:100%;">Blogging is not that easy as people think...blogging needs lots of devotion...lots of time spending.....lots of blog hoping.......once u left bloging u might face STARTING PROBLEMS in starting it again...as i faced few days back.....now for smooth updatings on my blog..I hav prepared a blog management plan (after a thorough research)...and i shall stick to the plan...<br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:lucida grande;color:#cc0000;">My BLOG MANAGEMENT PLAN-2006</span> (synopsis)</span><br /><br /></span><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:100%;">1) </span><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#000000;">Should try to write most of the posts in English<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#000000;">Reasons -a) my English is very weak, want to improve it,<br />b) many blogger friends can’t understand Hindi (ye baat alag hai ki woh meri angrezi bhi nai samajh payenge)<br /></span><span style="color:#990000;"><br /></span><span style="font-family:georgia;">2) </span><span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-family:georgia;">Shall update my BLOG thrice a week. (This is a normal blog update rate on various blogs ,i observed during blog hoping.arre bhai kam se kam 10 -15 comments to milne chahiye na....).<br /></span></span><br /></span><span style="font-family:georgia;">3) </span><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#333333;">Will update my blog on MONDAYS, WEDNESDAYS and FRIDAYS</span>.<br /><br />4) </span><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">3 updates in a week that means almost 12 updates in a month..<br /></span><span style="color:#ff6600;"></span><br />5) </span><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia;">Out of 12 updates 2 will be lyrics of some songs,<br /></span></span><span style="color:#cc0000;"><span style="color:#990000;"></span><br /></span><span style="font-family:georgia;">6) </span><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#ff0000;">3 updates will be some fwded mail or pics(it can increase if the avg. blog update rate increases in blogworld),<br /></span></span><span style="color:#ff6600;"><br /></span><span style="font-family:georgia;">7) </span><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#000000;">once in a month i'll miss somebody may be some blogger friend or old friend, if there is nobody to miss then i'll miss my neighbours dog,cat or street dogs etc<br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">8) </span></span><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">1 update will be about my recent celebrity crush,<br /></span><br />9) </span><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#000000;">I’ll try to get tagged twice in a month (although 50% the content in each tagg is going to be same, like..my fav color is green, my fav dish is chiken tandoori...i like this i like that...etc etc )<br /></span><span style="color:#990000;"><br /></span><span style="font-family:georgia;">10) </span><span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-family:georgia;">Once in a month i can post some jokes,<br /></span></span></span><span style="color:#ff6600;"><br /></span><span style="font-family:georgia;">11) </span><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#000000;">As i am human too..i can commit some mistakes...so it is possible that i'll write some sensible or creative post also..pls forgive me u feel that i am trying to be creative....so..2 posts are reserved for...my mistakes..........<br /></span></span><span style="color:#990000;"><br /></span><span style="font-family:georgia;">12) <span style="color:#ff0000;">if there is any public holiday, festival or independence day or republic day...than i might post a poem or article on that occasion copied from somewhere. (but this will come as holiday special scheme) </span><br /></span><p><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></p><p><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#000000;">ABOUT POSTING STUFF...</span></p><p><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#ff0000;">1) will only post english songs as i am learning english these days.will post them on Mondays.</span></p><p><span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-family:georgia;">2) <span style="color:#000000;">fwd mails and pics can be posted on remaining Mondays.(becoz its very tidious job to select 1 out of 100 fwd emails....it might take whole saturday and sunday to select one out of 100)</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#ff0000;">3) i'll miss my friend or blog pal on fridays...so that other blog pals..who r free on weekends can also miss those blog pals on mah blog.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">4)</span><span style="color:#000000;">i'll write taggy maggy posts on fridays... to get maximum comments.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#ff0000;">5) i'll post stuff about my latest celebrity crush and jokes on wednesdays.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#ff0000;"></span></p><p><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#000000;">apart from all these.....</span></p><p><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#000000;">i shall visit 150 % blogs per day....for ex: if i hav 10 friends listed on my blog..... i shall visit alteast 15 blogs per day</span></p><p><span style="font-family:georgia;">#IDEAS ARE INVITED</span></p><p><span style="font-family:georgia;"># DARE ANYONE COPY MY PLAN FOR THEIR BLOG :P...M GONNA SUE HIM/HER</span></p><p><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></p><p><span style="font-family:georgia;">p.s this post is not meant to hurt anybodies feeling...if u think there is anything offensive ...plzzzz tell me i'll remove the post</span></p><p><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#000000;"></span></p></span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17643445-113766830977552161?l=dhinchaksspace.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rajhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02433125916992771386noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17643445.post-1137175893507533322006-01-13T10:08:00.000-08:002006-01-14T07:50:07.776-08:00<span style="font-family:lucida grande;font-size:180%;color:#000000;">Starting problem.................</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#993399;">My laali and kalli face starting problem in winters...coz of low temprature these machines takes a lot of time to start.same is with human beings, some times they feel low and lose interest in doing anything...which causes delay in starting some work.<br /></span><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#993399;">In machines starting problems can be reduced by using lubricants...but what is there for humans....humans need inspiration....i'll call it emotional lubricant...which can make things smooth...i was facing starting problems since last few days..wanted to update my blog...... ...at last i got emotional lubricant from </span><strong><span style="color:#660000;">PUNEETS BLOG</strong></span><span style="color:#993399;">...lol...thanks to</span> <strong><span style="color:#990000;">Puneet</span><span style="color:#993399;">...</span></strong><span style="color:#993399;">and thanks to <strong>LALOO JI</strong> for inspiring someone to create these pics and forwarding them.................<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;color:#330033;">Laloo ka COMPUTERRRRRR</span><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3368/1703/1600/MailRediff.7.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3368/1703/400/MailRediff.5.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3368/1703/1600/MailRediff1.4.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3368/1703/400/MailRediff1.3.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3368/1703/1600/MailRediff2.5.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3368/1703/400/MailRediff2.5.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3368/1703/1600/MailRediff4.4.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3368/1703/400/MailRediff4.4.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />Courtesy :- fwd mail<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17643445-113717589350753332?l=dhinchaksspace.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rajhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02433125916992771386noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17643445.post-1132135798475762762005-11-16T02:08:00.001-08:002005-11-16T04:49:36.520-08:00after a long tour when i returned back to my home on sunday morning , i saw them, they wer both watching me ,standing together....after giving them a smile i moved into my house.....today i am writing a post on them coz they both r a integral part of my life...one of them is my past and the other is my present.....<br /><br />mein unhe pyaar se <span style="color:#000000;">LAALI</span> aur <span style="color:#cc0000;">KAALI</span> bulata hu......<br /><br />LAALI... <span style="color:#cc0000;">i call her LAALI coz she looks gorgeous in RED .....issse mera 8 saal puraana rista hai....when i was in school..she used to go to school wid me aur hum hamesha saath me wapas aate they.....saath coaching jaate they..aur wapas aate they.....<br />- she is typical desi<br />- cute, little ,sharmili,nazuk<br />- meri female classmates uss se bahut nafrat karti thi....woh sab kehti thi ki LAALI aur meri jodi bilkul nahi jamti...<br />- woh sab mere saath chalne ko mana kar deti thi coz LAALI hamesha mere saath hoti thi.....<br />- but i never left LAALI alone.....kyunki woh mujhey bahut pyaari thi..i was very possessive bout her....<br /><br />aur kya likhu laali ke baare mein......usne uss samay mera saath diya jab mujhey uski bahut jarurat thi...i was preparing for engineering entrance at that time....and she helped me a lot....without her help it was impossible for me to clear the entrance exam.....<br /><br />par aaj....hum dono saath nahi hai...i dun no y...but its true...hum aab alag hai...bas aab ek dusre ko dekh lete hain..aate jaate........usey gussa to aata hoga mujhey kaali ke saath dekh kar.....<br /><br /></span><span style="color:#cc0000;">i really really miss all those days spent wid LAALI.........2day we r not together coz der is someone else in my life.....yes she is KAALI<br /></span><br /><span style="color:#cc0000;"><em>KAALI</em></span> i call her KALI coz she looks hot in black .....i met her 1 yr back....she was new in the town<br />she is modern,<br />she is sexy,<br />she is hot ,<br />she is horny<br />her curves can make neone crazy<br />colony ke ladke mujhse se jalte hain kyunki woh mere pass hai...aisa nahi ki unn sab ladko ke pass unki neeli peeli nahi hai...but they r still jealous of me...<br />all the males (irrespective of age ) in my colony r now FIDA on her chaal and style....<br />jahan se nikalti hai woh sabko deewana bana deti hai<br /><br />pichle ek saal se mein usko jaanta hu......uske saath mujhey bahut achha lagta hai......jab akela hota hu to uski yaad aati hai.......<br /><br />shuru shur mein hum dono no bahut samay saath bitaya......par aab muskil se hi milna ho paata hai........Kaali ke saath woh barish mein ghumna......wo uska lehraate huye..chalna....mujhey bahut pasand hai.....i love ya Kaali....<br /><br />btw.....<span style="font-size:78%;color:#ffcccc;"><span style="color:#cc0000;">LAALI</span> <span style="color:#cc0000;">is my red <em>luna</em> and KAALI is my 1 yr old black <em>HONDA UNICORN</em></span>.....</span>hehe....i am a wing rider...u kno...hehehe...<br /><br />but yes...both these vehicles r dear to me...meri luna mujhey aaj bhi utni hi pyaari hai jitni pehle thi...aur bike.... woh bhi<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17643445-113213579847576276?l=dhinchaksspace.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rajhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02433125916992771386noreply@blogger.com35tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17643445.post-1130088410900695212005-10-23T09:57:00.000-07:002005-10-23T12:53:33.780-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3368/1703/1600/007-ddlj-p1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3368/1703/320/007-ddlj-p1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><em><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-size:180%;" >BLOG-waale dulahniya le jayenge.....</span></em><br /><em><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-size:180%;" ></span></em><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-size:100%;" ><em><strong>inspired by</strong> -</em> <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">arz00n's deewar</span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-size:100%;" ><em><strong>dedicated to -</strong></em> <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">my sweet friend (jisne ddlj 40 baar dekhi hai)</span></span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:100%;" ></span><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">coz KAJOL is my fav.actress....m starting with kajol's introduction song....hehehe..i love this song...<br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><em>mere BLOG-oon mein jo aaaayeeeeeee...<br />aaaaakeey...comment kar jaaaayeeeee....<br />uss ..se...kaho......zara ..<br />online to aayeeeeeeeeee......<br /></em><br /></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><em><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">mere BLOG-oon mein jo aaye....<br /></span></em><br /><br /><strong>ambrish puri</strong> : </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">simran panjaab se mere dost ka khat aaya hai....woh chahta hai ki uske bete ki shaadi tere saath ho jaye aur fir tum dono mil kar apna blog (<span style="font-style: italic;">simransmarreidlife.b-logpot.com</span>) maintain karo.....<br /></span><br /><strong>mother :</strong></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> ji magar woh to simmi ke liye ANONYM-ASS hai...simmi ne te usey dekha hi nahi hai....<br /></span><br /><strong>ambrish puri :</strong> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">to kya hua.....pata hai usne B-Tech (comp. science) se kiya hai...blogging slogging bhi kar leta hai...khush rakhega simmi ko... </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"></span><br />simran left wid no other choice says yes...<br />next morning...ambrish puri wakes up with a surprise waiting for him....what he see's is that his daughters r singing bhajan.... wot a lucky father he is....<br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><background></background></span><em><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"><bacground></bacground></span><span style="font-size:100%;">om jai blog devta harey....<br />swaami jai blog devta harey....<br />tum par nis din post karu mein....<br />tum par nis din post karu mein....<br />frnds aakar comments karein....<br />swaami om jai blog devta harey.....</span></em></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br />bau ji is very very khush now...<br /><br /><strong>simran :</strong> </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">bau ji kuch din baad mein shaadi karke chali jaungi...fir sirf aur sirf apna aur ranjeeethe ka blog (<em>simransmarreidlife.b-logpot.com</em>) hi maintain kar paungi......mein duniya ke blogs dekhna chahti hu bau ji.....mujhey european blogs pe hopping karne ke liye jaane do bau ji plzzzzz<br /></span><br />bau ji agrees and permits simran for eurpean blog hopping..... now simran creates her new blog <em><strong>(eurobloghopping.b-logpot.com) </strong></em>which will carry the posts and stuff related to her european blogg hopping <euro-hopping.blogpott.com>.....one day she finds a comment on her new blog by made by RAJ " <strong>bade bade BLOG-oon mein chotey chotey bloggers to comment karte hi rehte hey.........aiahnnn...heeyyiiii...aiahnn</strong>" and they become blog friends.......one day when simran was offline raj gives a comment on her blog "<strong>hugzzzzz..... u r cho chweet baby........muaaaaaaaahhhh</strong>"<br />after coming online and reading this comment simran gets upset/angry...and says<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3368/1703/1600/ddljC_240505_1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3368/1703/320/ddljC_240505_1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /></euro-hopping.blogpott.com></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><strong><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">simran :(</span></strong>getting upset).....u kno raj ..m a indian girl...aur hum hindustaani ladkiyaan hugzzz aur muaaaaahhhhs ......as a comment accept nahi karti...woh bhi befor shaadi... ek bhartiya ladki shaadi se pehle ..gair mard se ...hugzzz..aur kissi nai kar sakti....<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><strong>raj :</strong></span> suno...simran...mein jaanta hu tum ek shareef bhartiya ladki ho.....hannnnn....mein aisa kuch nai karunga ki tumhe apne blog se mera comment delete karna pade......wiswaas karo...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">aur iske baad dono aur achhe dost ho jaate hain......</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">after bloghopping for a month...now they departs.........</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">now RAJ realises...that hez in love with simran......and he decides to fly to INDIA to get her love bak...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">after reaching INDIA..RAJ..impressed everyone in simrans house...by his comments on there blogs.....</span><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">karwa chauth</span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3368/1703/1600/ddlj.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3368/1703/320/ddlj.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /></strong><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">simran is waiting for raj...to comment on her post on karwa chautha...she wants RAJ to comment first on her every post now.....</span><br /><strong>simran :</strong> <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">mujhey maloom hai woh nahi aayega......usey mere karwa chauth post ki koi fikar nahi hai...</span><br /><strong>rajeswari:</strong> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">nahi didi....tumhe pata hai na...kinna busy rehta hai woh....kitne saare blog hop karne padte hain usko.....kabhi bauji ka blog (<span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">saddubauji.b-logpot.com</span>) to kabhi buaji ka(<span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">still_waitng_4_pardesi.b-logpot.com</span>)........aata hi hoga......lo aa gaya.....</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">raj :</span> mein aa gaya......</span><br /><strong>simran :</strong><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> tumhe kya matlab koi online akela biatha rahe tumhaare comment ka wait karte ......aur bore hota rahe.....</span><br /><strong>rajeshwari:</strong> <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">kyun gussa hoti ho didi...tumhe pata hai RAJ ne bhi subah se kisi ki post par comment nahi kiya hai.....usne mana kiya tha mujhse tumhe batane ko..... woh chahta tha ki jab tum vrat todo to saath post karein comment......RAJ...m sorry......</span><br /><br />raj...with sad sad face..now...<br /><br /><strong>simran :</strong> <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">awwwww...RAJ....chalo idher dekho......</span><br /><strong>raj :</strong> <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">aap mujh se..... kuch keh rahi hain???????</span><br /><strong>simran :</strong> <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">shut up aur aab chalo comment karo mere naye post par........</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">both happily comments on the post</span><br />now because of dadi's health ....bauji decides to marry simran and ranjeethe on next day....<br />next morning....babuji comes to kno about simran and raj's blog affair.........raj is now leaving the place....bauji comes and slaps him.....<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3368/1703/1600/ddlj19.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3368/1703/200/ddlj19.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><strong>bauji :</strong> <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">mujhey pata tha ki tujhe jaise anonym-ass kabhi nahi sudher sakte.......(slap)</span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><br /></span><strong>simran :</strong> <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">nai bauji......</span><br /><strong>simran to raj :</strong> <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">maine kaha tha na....chalo bhag chale......hum apna naya blog create kar </span><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">lete...maine kaha tha naa...raj......maine kaha tha na raj.....</span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><br /></span><strong>raj to simran :</strong> <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">nahi simran nahi woh hamare buzurg hain simran ....unhone tumhe paala hai posa hai...bada kiya hai.....tumhaare liye itne saare blogs banaye hain..........kitni saare templates banaye hain tumhaare blogs ke liye....agar unhe lagta hai ki tumhaare saath saadi karke ranjeethe hi blog maintain kar sakta hai to sahi hi lagta hai ..........to kya hua ke....</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><strong><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">raj :</span></strong>to kya hua ki maine deewaano ki tarah tumhaare har pakau post par comment kiya.....</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><strong>raj :</strong></span> to kya hua ke maine tumhaari har post par sabse pehle comment kiya.......</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><strong><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">raj :</span></strong> to kya hua ki main deewaano ki tarah din bhar online reh kar tumhaare post padte rehta hu....</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><strong>raj :</strong></span> to kya hua.....to kya hua.......</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><strong><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">raj to bauji:</span></strong> mujhey maaf kar dijiye bau ji......</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><strong>climax</strong></span><br />bauji holding simrans hand in his hand.........train is catching up the speed....raj {standing on the compartment door }...is looking in bauji eyes...and buji is looking into raj ki eyes......<br />simran : bauji mujhey jaane do bauji.....mein raj ke saath hi apna blog maintein karna chahti hu...bauji plzzzzz...mujhey jaane do......<br /><strong></strong><br />train still catching up speed......raj loo-king bauji...and bauji loo-king raj..........<br /><strong>bauji :</strong> <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jaa simran jaa....</span><br /><strong>bauji :</strong> <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">iss ladke se achha blogger tujhey nahi mil sakta......</span><br /><strong>bauji :</strong> <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">ye hi tera blog mainta9in karega tere saath.....</span><br /><strong>bauji :</strong> <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">ja beta ja.....jeele apni jindgi...maintain karle apna blog...........</span><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>after that....... we all know....</strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></strong></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17643445-113008841090069521?l=dhinchaksspace.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rajhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02433125916992771386noreply@blogger.com25tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17643445.post-1129286483990314192005-10-14T01:46:00.000-07:002005-10-16T00:53:05.586-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3368/1703/1600/Ramj.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3368/1703/320/Ramj.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><br />ghor kalyug aa gaya hai bhai..... <br />karte they jo kabhi ladai..... <br />saath baith kar pi rahe hai chai... <br />news paper mein mila photo ye... <br />to sabko dikhane ki ikchha man mein aayi....... <br />batana jaruur ...agar dekh ye aapko hassi aayi....<br /><br /><br />agar sorpanakha nahi hoti to dosto<br />shayad kaliyug mein aisa hi hota,<br />ravan dassere ke din ram ji aur<br /> seeta ji ke saath chai peeta hotha,<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17643445-112928648399031419?l=dhinchaksspace.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rajhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02433125916992771386noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17643445.post-1129117814149124072005-10-12T04:48:00.000-07:002005-10-12T04:53:14.506-07:00ONE OF MY OLD COMPOSITIONS..............<br /><br /><br />CHAHTA HU..... <br /><br />bahut kiya hai yaad tumko maine <br />tumko aab yaad aana chahta hoon <br /><br />ho tum zamane ki aankh ka taara <br />tumhe apna chand aab,banana chahta hu <br /><br />............hai muskil bahut aab jeena tum bin <br />tumhe saanshon mein aab, basana chahta hu <br /><br />....roya hu bahut , dard ke aansoo mein <br />saath tumhaare aab, muskuraana chahta hu <br /><br />mausam-e-ishq ka hu mein deewana badal <br />banke pyaar aaj mein baras jaana chahta hu <br /><br />khade ho kar kisi unche parbat par aaj mein <br />......zor se tumhaara naam pukarna chahta hu <br /><br />gujaare hain kai mausam tanha tanha maine <br />har mausam aab , tum sang, bitaana chahta hu <br /><br />RAJ<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17643445-112911781414912407?l=dhinchaksspace.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rajhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02433125916992771386noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17643445.post-1128955437236059972005-10-10T19:36:00.000-07:002005-10-13T13:31:23.520-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3368/1703/1600/lr4.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3368/1703/320/lr4.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">dhadak dhadak dhadak dhadak seeti bajaye re...........<br /><br /><br />dhadak dhadak dhadak dhadak rail bulaye re...........</span>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17643445-112895543723605997?l=dhinchaksspace.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rajhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02433125916992771386noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17643445.post-1128881434814389872005-10-09T11:06:00.000-07:002005-10-09T11:12:08.720-07:00<span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#990000;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#990000;">Real life IAS i.e. UPSC Exam 1998 Interview Question and there Answer given by Candidates oh sorry IAS Officer now </span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#990000;">Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? </span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#990000;">A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper) </span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#990000;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#990000;">Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it? </span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#990000;">A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS) </span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#990000;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#990000;">Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?</span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#990000;">A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS) </span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#990000;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#990000;">Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? </span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#990000;">A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES) </span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#990000;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#990000;">Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep? </span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#990000;">A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)</span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#990000;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#990000;">Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? </span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#990000;">A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2) </span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#990000;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#990000;">Q. What looks like half apple ?</span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#990000;">A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper ) </span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#990000;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#990000;">Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ? </span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#990000;">A : Dinner. </span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#990000;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#990000;">Q. What happened when wheel was invented ? </span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#990000;">A : It caused a revolution. </span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#990000;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#990000;">Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state? </span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#990000;">A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank ) </span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#990000;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#990000;">Q: what is the opposite of Nagpanchmi? </span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#990000;">A: Nag did not punch me </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17643445-112888143481438987?l=dhinchaksspace.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rajhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02433125916992771386noreply@blogger.com10