Friday, January 20, 2006

WAQT

aane waala WAQT kyun
tanha sa nazar aa raha hai
beeta hua waqt pal pal
kyun aaj yu sataa raha hai

kyun aaj har lamha mujhey
beete lamhe yaad dila raha hai
kyun ek lamha bhi bita paana
aab muskil sa hota ja jaa raha hai

aane waale waqt ki deewarein ...
khadi hoti hain beete waqt ki neenv pe
aaj mujhey kal ke waqt ka mehal...
girta sa kyun nazar aaa raha hai....


waqt mil jaye to mein badal du
fir se uss gujre huye waqt ko....
waqt mil jaye to mein sanwaar lu
kal ko aane waale waqt ko.....


tanha hu ke aab bacha nahi aisa koi
ke iss bure waqt mein usey sahara bana lu
aab dosh de bhi to de kisko hum, jab
ye waqt hi hamse ranjhise nibha raha hai...

Thursday, January 19, 2006

BLOG MANAGEMENT

Blogging is not that easy as people think...blogging needs lots of devotion...lots of time spending.....lots of blog hoping.......once u left bloging u might face STARTING PROBLEMS in starting it again...as i faced few days back.....now for smooth updatings on my blog..I hav prepared a blog management plan (after a thorough research)...and i shall stick to the plan...

My BLOG MANAGEMENT PLAN-2006 (synopsis)

1) Should try to write most of the posts in English

Reasons -a) my English is very weak, want to improve it,
b) many blogger friends can’t understand Hindi (ye baat alag hai ki woh meri angrezi bhi nai samajh payenge)

2) Shall update my BLOG thrice a week. (This is a normal blog update rate on various blogs ,i observed during blog hoping.arre bhai kam se kam 10 -15 comments to milne chahiye na....).

3) Will update my blog on MONDAYS, WEDNESDAYS and FRIDAYS.

4)
3 updates in a week that means almost 12 updates in a month..

5)
Out of 12 updates 2 will be lyrics of some songs,

6) 3 updates will be some fwded mail or pics(it can increase if the avg. blog update rate increases in blogworld),

7) once in a month i'll miss somebody may be some blogger friend or old friend, if there is nobody to miss then i'll miss my neighbours dog,cat or street dogs etc

8) 1 update will be about my recent celebrity crush,

9)
I’ll try to get tagged twice in a month (although 50% the content in each tagg is going to be same, like..my fav color is green, my fav dish is chiken tandoori...i like this i like that...etc etc )

10) Once in a month i can post some jokes,

11) As i am human too..i can commit some mistakes...so it is possible that i'll write some sensible or creative post also..pls forgive me u feel that i am trying to be creative....so..2 posts are reserved for...my mistakes..........

12) if there is any public holiday, festival or independence day or republic day...than i might post a poem or article on that occasion copied from somewhere. (but this will come as holiday special scheme)

ABOUT POSTING STUFF...

1) will only post english songs as i am learning english these days.will post them on Mondays.

2) fwd mails and pics can be posted on remaining Mondays.(becoz its very tidious job to select 1 out of 100 fwd emails....it might take whole saturday and sunday to select one out of 100)

3) i'll miss my friend or blog pal on fridays...so that other blog pals..who r free on weekends can also miss those blog pals on mah blog.

4)i'll write taggy maggy posts on fridays... to get maximum comments.

5) i'll post stuff about my latest celebrity crush and jokes on wednesdays.

apart from all these.....

i shall visit 150 % blogs per day....for ex: if i hav 10 friends listed on my blog..... i shall visit alteast 15 blogs per day

#IDEAS ARE INVITED

# DARE ANYONE COPY MY PLAN FOR THEIR BLOG :P...M GONNA SUE HIM/HER

p.s this post is not meant to hurt anybodies feeling...if u think there is anything offensive ...plzzzz tell me i'll remove the post



Friday, January 13, 2006

Starting problem.................


My laali and kalli face starting problem in winters...coz of low temprature these machines takes a lot of time to start.same is with human beings, some times they feel low and lose interest in doing anything...which causes delay in starting some work.

In machines starting problems can be reduced by using lubricants...but what is there for humans....humans need inspiration....i'll call it emotional lubricant...which can make things smooth...i was facing starting problems since last few days..wanted to update my blog...... ...at last i got emotional lubricant from PUNEETS BLOG...lol...thanks to Puneet...and thanks to LALOO JI for inspiring someone to create these pics and forwarding them.................

Laloo ka COMPUTERRRRRR






Courtesy :- fwd mail

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

mein, meri LAALI aur meri KAALI

after a long tour when i returned back to my home on sunday morning , i saw them, they wer both watching me ,standing together....after giving them a smile i moved into my house.....today i am writing a post on them coz they both r a integral part of my life...one of them is my past and the other is my present.....

mein unhe pyaar se LAALI aur KAALI bulata hu......

LAALI... i call her LAALI coz she looks gorgeous in RED .....issse mera 8 saal puraana rista hai....when i was in school..she used to go to school wid me aur hum hamesha saath me wapas aate they.....saath coaching jaate they..aur wapas aate they.....
- she is typical desi
- cute, little ,sharmili,nazuk
- meri female classmates uss se bahut nafrat karti thi....woh sab kehti thi ki LAALI aur meri jodi bilkul nahi jamti...
- woh sab mere saath chalne ko mana kar deti thi coz LAALI hamesha mere saath hoti thi.....
- but i never left LAALI alone.....kyunki woh mujhey bahut pyaari thi..i was very possessive bout her....

aur kya likhu laali ke baare mein......usne uss samay mera saath diya jab mujhey uski bahut jarurat thi...i was preparing for engineering entrance at that time....and she helped me a lot....without her help it was impossible for me to clear the entrance exam.....

par aaj....hum dono saath nahi hai...i dun no y...but its true...hum aab alag hai...bas aab ek dusre ko dekh lete hain..aate jaate........usey gussa to aata hoga mujhey kaali ke saath dekh kar.....

i really really miss all those days spent wid LAALI.........2day we r not together coz der is someone else in my life.....yes she is KAALI

KAALI i call her KALI coz she looks hot in black .....i met her 1 yr back....she was new in the town
she is modern,
she is sexy,
she is hot ,
she is horny
her curves can make neone crazy
colony ke ladke mujhse se jalte hain kyunki woh mere pass hai...aisa nahi ki unn sab ladko ke pass unki neeli peeli nahi hai...but they r still jealous of me...
all the males (irrespective of age ) in my colony r now FIDA on her chaal and style....
jahan se nikalti hai woh sabko deewana bana deti hai

pichle ek saal se mein usko jaanta hu......uske saath mujhey bahut achha lagta hai......jab akela hota hu to uski yaad aati hai.......

shuru shur mein hum dono no bahut samay saath bitaya......par aab muskil se hi milna ho paata hai........Kaali ke saath woh barish mein ghumna......wo uska lehraate huye..chalna....mujhey bahut pasand hai.....i love ya Kaali....

btw.....LAALI is my red luna and KAALI is my 1 yr old black HONDA UNICORN.....hehe....i am a wing rider...u kno...hehehe...

but yes...both these vehicles r dear to me...meri luna mujhey aaj bhi utni hi pyaari hai jitni pehle thi...aur bike.... woh bhi

Sunday, October 23, 2005

BLOG-waale dulahniya le jayenge.....


BLOG-waale dulahniya le jayenge.....

inspired by - arz00n's deewar
dedicated to - my sweet friend (jisne ddlj 40 baar dekhi hai)


coz KAJOL is my fav.actress....m starting with kajol's introduction song....hehehe..i love this song...


mere BLOG-oon mein jo aaaayeeeeeee...
aaaaakeey...comment kar jaaaayeeeee....
uss ..se...kaho......zara ..
online to aayeeeeeeeeee......

mere BLOG-oon mein jo aaye....


ambrish puri :
simran panjaab se mere dost ka khat aaya hai....woh chahta hai ki uske bete ki shaadi tere saath ho jaye aur fir tum dono mil kar apna blog (simransmarreidlife.b-logpot.com) maintain karo.....

mother :
ji magar woh to simmi ke liye ANONYM-ASS hai...simmi ne te usey dekha hi nahi hai....

ambrish puri : to kya hua.....pata hai usne B-Tech (comp. science) se kiya hai...blogging slogging bhi kar leta hai...khush rakhega simmi ko...

simran left wid no other choice says yes...
next morning...ambrish puri wakes up with a surprise waiting for him....what he see's is that his daughters r singing bhajan.... wot a lucky father he is....

om jai blog devta harey....
swaami jai blog devta harey....
tum par nis din post karu mein....
tum par nis din post karu mein....
frnds aakar comments karein....
swaami om jai blog devta harey.....


bau ji is very very khush now...

simran :
bau ji kuch din baad mein shaadi karke chali jaungi...fir sirf aur sirf apna aur ranjeeethe ka blog (simransmarreidlife.b-logpot.com) hi maintain kar paungi......mein duniya ke blogs dekhna chahti hu bau ji.....mujhey european blogs pe hopping karne ke liye jaane do bau ji plzzzzz

bau ji agrees and permits simran for eurpean blog hopping..... now simran creates her new blog (eurobloghopping.b-logpot.com) which will carry the posts and stuff related to her european blogg hopping .....one day she finds a comment on her new blog by made by RAJ " bade bade BLOG-oon mein chotey chotey bloggers to comment karte hi rehte hey.........aiahnnn...heeyyiiii...aiahnn" and they become blog friends.......one day when simran was offline raj gives a comment on her blog "hugzzzzz..... u r cho chweet baby........muaaaaaaaahhhh"
after coming online and reading this comment simran gets upset/angry...and says

simran :(getting upset).....u kno raj ..m a indian girl...aur hum hindustaani ladkiyaan hugzzz aur muaaaaahhhhs ......as a comment accept nahi karti...woh bhi befor shaadi... ek bhartiya ladki shaadi se pehle ..gair mard se ...hugzzz..aur kissi nai kar sakti....

raj : suno...simran...mein jaanta hu tum ek shareef bhartiya ladki ho.....hannnnn....mein aisa kuch nai karunga ki tumhe apne blog se mera comment delete karna pade......wiswaas karo...


aur iske baad dono aur achhe dost ho jaate hain......
after bloghopping for a month...now they departs.........
now RAJ realises...that hez in love with simran......and he decides to fly to INDIA to get her love bak...
after reaching INDIA..RAJ..impressed everyone in simrans house...by his comments on there blogs.....

karwa chauth
simran is waiting for raj...to comment on her post on karwa chautha...she wants RAJ to comment first on her every post now.....
simran : mujhey maloom hai woh nahi aayega......usey mere karwa chauth post ki koi fikar nahi hai...
rajeswari: nahi didi....tumhe pata hai na...kinna busy rehta hai woh....kitne saare blog hop karne padte hain usko.....kabhi bauji ka blog (saddubauji.b-logpot.com) to kabhi buaji ka(still_waitng_4_pardesi.b-logpot.com)........aata hi hoga......lo aa gaya.....
raj : mein aa gaya......
simran : tumhe kya matlab koi online akela biatha rahe tumhaare comment ka wait karte ......aur bore hota rahe.....
rajeshwari: kyun gussa hoti ho didi...tumhe pata hai RAJ ne bhi subah se kisi ki post par comment nahi kiya hai.....usne mana kiya tha mujhse tumhe batane ko..... woh chahta tha ki jab tum vrat todo to saath post karein comment......RAJ...m sorry......

raj...with sad sad face..now...

simran : awwwww...RAJ....chalo idher dekho......
raj : aap mujh se..... kuch keh rahi hain???????
simran : shut up aur aab chalo comment karo mere naye post par........

both happily comments on the post
now because of dadi's health ....bauji decides to marry simran and ranjeethe on next day....
next morning....babuji comes to kno about simran and raj's blog affair.........raj is now leaving the place....bauji comes and slaps him.....

bauji : mujhey pata tha ki tujhe jaise anonym-ass kabhi nahi sudher sakte.......(slap)

simran : nai bauji......
simran to raj : maine kaha tha na....chalo bhag chale......hum apna naya blog create kar lete...maine kaha tha naa...raj......maine kaha tha na raj.....

raj to simran : nahi simran nahi woh hamare buzurg hain simran ....unhone tumhe paala hai posa hai...bada kiya hai.....tumhaare liye itne saare blogs banaye hain..........kitni saare templates banaye hain tumhaare blogs ke liye....agar unhe lagta hai ki tumhaare saath saadi karke ranjeethe hi blog maintain kar sakta hai to sahi hi lagta hai ..........to kya hua ke....

raj :to kya hua ki maine deewaano ki tarah tumhaare har pakau post par comment kiya.....
raj : to kya hua ke maine tumhaari har post par sabse pehle comment kiya.......
raj : to kya hua ki main deewaano ki tarah din bhar online reh kar tumhaare post padte rehta hu....
raj : to kya hua.....to kya hua.......
raj to bauji: mujhey maaf kar dijiye bau ji......

climax
bauji holding simrans hand in his hand.........train is catching up the speed....raj {standing on the compartment door }...is looking in bauji eyes...and buji is looking into raj ki eyes......
simran : bauji mujhey jaane do bauji.....mein raj ke saath hi apna blog maintein karna chahti hu...bauji plzzzzz...mujhey jaane do......

train still catching up speed......raj loo-king bauji...and bauji loo-king raj..........
bauji : jaa simran jaa....
bauji : iss ladke se achha blogger tujhey nahi mil sakta......
bauji : ye hi tera blog mainta9in karega tere saath.....
bauji : ja beta ja.....jeele apni jindgi...maintain karle apna blog...........

after that....... we all know....

Friday, October 14, 2005

aisa hota to kaisa hota......




ghor kalyug aa gaya hai bhai.....
karte they jo kabhi ladai.....
saath baith kar pi rahe hai chai...
news paper mein mila photo ye...
to sabko dikhane ki ikchha man mein aayi.......
batana jaruur ...agar dekh ye aapko hassi aayi....


agar sorpanakha nahi hoti to dosto
shayad kaliyug mein aisa hi hota,
ravan dassere ke din ram ji aur
seeta ji ke saath chai peeta hotha,

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

chahta hu mein...............

ONE OF MY OLD COMPOSITIONS..............


CHAHTA HU.....

bahut kiya hai yaad tumko maine
tumko aab yaad aana chahta hoon

ho tum zamane ki aankh ka taara
tumhe apna chand aab,banana chahta hu

............hai muskil bahut aab jeena tum bin
tumhe saanshon mein aab, basana chahta hu

....roya hu bahut , dard ke aansoo mein
saath tumhaare aab, muskuraana chahta hu

mausam-e-ishq ka hu mein deewana badal
banke pyaar aaj mein baras jaana chahta hu

khade ho kar kisi unche parbat par aaj mein
......zor se tumhaara naam pukarna chahta hu

gujaare hain kai mausam tanha tanha maine
har mausam aab , tum sang, bitaana chahta hu

RAJ